An Ode to Whatnot

[hextraterrestrial]

Hello dear readers and welcome to the spectacle !
This here is the Cap' better known as The General
The Admiral is in the sub and he's scoping down the reticle,
the farmers near the bay with the high-functioning vegetables.
The targets are acquired, the motion is perpetual,
rounding off the nodes to the nearest decimal.

"Haptic Vibes" sound the Sirens of dread
"Penetrant waves, smooth sailing ahead!"
"The Red Ice Giants must be fed"
What was this the sirens bled?

"Never mind, that is classified."
Your optics outta spec, our charts are justified.
You don't know the slang'o this sea, so your opinion is unqualified.
And speaking of the dead and all that has calcified,
Darpa's in the brain and that doggie gonna pacify.

Zero state numbskulls with a trumpet in the back
Onnex is in black with a penguin on the Mac
Sophia and Alexa wrestling on a thespian track,
Cray Array of Clouds and Watson drinking jack.

Hybridized illusions leave 3rd eyes well spent
A message in a bottle but to whom it twas sent?
Adrift in saline brine among volcanic vents.

Bipolar state digitized superspace and the Wizard of Woz.
The Bees in the honey, the hive is abuzz.
Light speed breeched, bipolar metrics of a time that was.